Happy Birthday Michelle!

For Michelle's birthday, I've compiled a list of favorite nicknames I've come up for her over these last 9 years of our marriage!!!
Here we go...
Shmel
Moder
Moses
Modumis
Mrs. Shell
Mrs. Ricks
Moe Death
Moe Hound
Shelly Moe
Shell Hound
Inshun Meal
Engine Motor
Shelly Min Moe
Michelley Binelly Taylayor Rickselly
Moe Houndeous Maximus McBucket House

Michelle is so many things, I can't even list them all.

Here is the short list:
Friend
Seamstress
Cheerleader
English tutor
Treat preparer
Graduate student
Singer/songwriter
Preschool teacher
Shuttle bus driver
Lawn care executive
Sanitation engineer
Greeting card maker
Weight management assistant
Food preparation specialist
Foods and products delivery girl
Mother of two beautiful, smart, happy kids

...and last but not least...she is my Hot, Sexy Wife!!!


I love you, Michelle!